4.5 stars. A well written fanfic in which Bond buys a slave on a Marketplace cruise and has to be convinced that computer genius Q does not need rescuing.
Starring Daniel Craig as James Bond:
...and Ben Whishaw as Q:
'Q never did call room service, put out the dry cleaning, or even clean up at all. Bond wasn’t a spy, Q decided in a haze of sleepy pleasure. He was a bloody octopus, keeping Q deliciously trapped against a body that was positively sinful — not that Q minded.'