'If Jon stayed forever, where would he sleep? Last night he'd stayed in Ellis's room. Ellis had the biggest bed so that made sense. Maybe Ellis wouldn't mind letting Jon stay there every night. Rudy bet Jon would even play Go Fish.'
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
― Stephen Fry (on censorship)