"I don't feel well at all. Do you think you could go find a cat?" Okay. Now I knew how women felt when they thought they were going to get a diamond ring and ended up with an onion ring.
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
― Stephen Fry (on censorship)