"I'm sure that a shit-load of counseling is in your future."
"Or you could just keep fucking me sane."
"Is that what you think I'm doing? I thought I was making love to you."
"That's some kinky love you've got. Not that I'm complaining."
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
― Stephen Fry (on censorship)