"I don't suppose there's any way you can dim those eyes of yours. It's nice that a goddess fucked your great-great-grandad, but they're a little obvious."
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
― Stephen Fry (on censorship)